Here's Google's results (YDCMV, subject to change, blah blah)

1. Dave Pasternack
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18. Dave Pasternack - I like this guy a lot.
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20. Dave Pasternack - hey, that's me!

Keep in mind I got to #20 simply by slapping content on an already-existing, already indexed subdomain with a couple backlinks (thanks guys). What I did certainly wasn't rocket science. It was more akin to rubbing two badgers together to generate static electricity.  Any shithead could do it, provided he isn't afraid of badgers.

Getting results like this with virtually no effort, it is simply horrifying that Dave Pasternack is so poorly represented in the search results which bear his name. If SEO is so easy, where are you, Dave?

I haven't even entered the contest yet, but I'm curious to see where I'll end up ranking. I'll be following this closely and posting a few updates from time to time. Of course, I'll be happy to link out to any entries which I find particulary noteworthy.